I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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