How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Less talking, more tequila
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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