Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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