i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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