I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The air taste purple.
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