she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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