the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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