Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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