69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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