My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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