Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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