At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.