yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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