My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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