I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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