bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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