She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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