I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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