Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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