it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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