Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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