You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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