piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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