I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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