I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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