Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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