she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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