So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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