i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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