Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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