Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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