A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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