Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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