Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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