i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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