I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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