would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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