At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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