Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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