The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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