he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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