alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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