my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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