Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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