Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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