He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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