so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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