Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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