She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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