I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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