Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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