Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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